Reports have reached Celebrity Newsflash that Hollyoaks legend Paul Danan, is trapped inside a marrow. Twenty something Paul, whose hobbies include playing the bongos and kicking furniture, and whose favourite flavour of jam is bacon, used his mobile phone to contact the GMTV news team from inside the marrow, and alert them to his distress. It is not known at this point how Danan managed to become stuck inside the seasonal vegetable, or if there is any point in releasing him from it.

Malevolent Marrow